SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL
i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough
In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.
YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE
WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
no sir, your mom is unconstitutional
we literally have to pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all every morning
The sad thing is the last part isn’t part of the joke
How to play The Sims
- spend 3 hours creating your family
- spend 3 days creating your house
- play the actual game for 20 minutes
- do not touch for 4 months
6. start removing doors from rooms and ladders from pools while sims are still in there
7. become a serial killer
The mighty Tremoctopus. Behold!
And here’s some folks reacting to the blanket octopus (on what appears to be a Japanese game show?):
One day I will make a blanket octopus stuffed animal.
Just wait and see.
the art (lovely art, by the way!) seems like it’s exaggerating but it is 100% not
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
Always weird to think about
I understand that the air force has been through budget cuts but damn
i know, they can’t even afford the new Firebolts
Are those Cleansweep Sevens???
God, so embarrassing.